$h*! My Wife Watches, Part 1


The only time I have ever heard of this show is on The Soup.  I wish this is where my viewing of this show ended.

Alas, it didn’t.

My wife and I watched a movie, movie ends and this is conversation that ensues…

Me: So what do you want to watch?
My wife: Ohhhh how about Jerseylicious?! We have it on DVR.
Me: Oh, um…YOU can watch it.
My wife: So what are you gonna do?
Me: I’ll just sit here.

And so I sat there.  It was excruciating.

The bad tans, the terrible (in my opinion) makeup.

And when did New Jersey become the popular place to film a reality show or have people from Jersey on a reality show?

I mean…it’s fucking Jersey! The God damn armpit of America.

I must have said, “I can’t believe you watch this show…” to my wife a half-dozen times.

All that being said, I can’t wait for the new Jersey Shore episode this Thursday!


About Will King

I've spent my whole life in Upstate New York and I wouldn't want to spend my life anywhere else. My son is perfect, even when he's not and my wife makes me want to slam my head against a brick wall all while keeping me sane. If you can figure all that out, let me in on it.
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2 Responses to $h*! My Wife Watches, Part 1

  1. Tatum says:

    Hi Kim,

    This post was rather hilarious! It’s crazy how you watch a reality show that you think is entirely pointless, and then secretly look forward to it again. I’ll admit that happens to me.

    By the way, thanks for the comment! I love hearing from new people. And your kitchen is beautiful, I can only hope that mine turns out that good. You guys chose great colors, the contrast of the light colored paint and dark counter-tops offer a great contrast.

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