Stay classy Loch Sheldrake.

Loch Sheldrake? I’ve never heard of it either.

Yes, it is an actual place. No, it’s not from The Lord of the Rings.

It’s a small town or village or whatever you call something that is much small than a city. It’s in East Bumblefuck, NY roughly 50 miles west of Poughkeepsie.

Now I have heard of parents who actually smoke weed and have children. I’m not saying I approve of it (I don’t), but the least you could do if you are going to continue to smoke the marahoochie is keep it where your children can’t find it.

When your 3-year-old child is walking around aimlessly outside, in the road, nearly struck by a vehicle, and then found to be holding a bag containing 15 grams of your weed….that is frowned upon (surprising, I know).


About Will King

I've spent my whole life in Upstate New York and I wouldn't want to spend my life anywhere else. My son is perfect, even when he's not and my wife makes me want to slam my head against a brick wall all while keeping me sane. If you can figure all that out, let me in on it.
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4 Responses to Stay classy Loch Sheldrake.

  1. Emily says:

    Silly will… don’t you read? It’s a “hamlet” haha

  2. kriskaten says:

    wow. i will never let my kids get ahold of my weed!! that sh*t’s expensive! 😉

  3. Will King says:

    Emily – I thought “Hamlet” was a play by Shakespeare?! 😛

    kriskaten – That’s exactly what I was thinking!

  4. Or the lady recently in the news that forced her three children under 8 to smoke weed, and blew it in their face… basically got zero jail time.
    – am I sensing another Charlie Sheen school of winning coming on??

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