Loch Sheldrake? I’ve never heard of it either.
Yes, it is an actual place. No, it’s not from The Lord of the Rings.
It’s a small town or village or whatever you call something that is much small than a city. It’s in East Bumblefuck, NY roughly 50 miles west of Poughkeepsie.
Now I have heard of parents who actually smoke weed and have children. I’m not saying I approve of it (I don’t), but the least you could do if you are going to continue to smoke the marahoochie is keep it where your children can’t find it.
When your 3-year-old child is walking around aimlessly outside, in the road, nearly struck by a vehicle, and then found to be holding a bag containing 15 grams of your weed….that is frowned upon (surprising, I know).