Don’t F*&# with my Taco Bell!


 

LIARS!!!

According to police a San Antonio man fired upon workers at a Taco Bell when he was told his 99-cent burritos had gone up to $1.49.

The man (name not released by police), heard his order price and became so enraged that he fired on the workers through the order window with an air gun. This prompted the workers to call police, only for the police to arrive and be fired upon by the mans assault rifle!

The obviously hungry man then fled the scene to a hotel he had been staying at and proceeded to barricade himself inside his room.

Three hours later police were forced to use tear gas to force the man from his room.

Police Sergeant Chris Benavides said the Taco Bell lover will be charged with three counts of attempted capital murder. No word yet on how the man will react to the news there is no Taco Bell in jail.

Moral of the story: Don’t fuck with a fat mans Beefy Crunch Burrito.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/21/us-taco-rage-idUSTRE72K4A920110321

 

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About Will King

I've spent my whole life in Upstate New York and I wouldn't want to spend my life anywhere else. My son is perfect, even when he's not and my wife makes me want to slam my head against a brick wall all while keeping me sane. If you can figure all that out, let me in on it.
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