Stay classy Swan Lake

Possibly related to Charlie Sheen.

Keith Gruber is his name, drinking is his game.

Gruber, 49, of Swan Lake, was scheduled for a 10:30am pretrial hearing for felony DWI.

He was a little late, which I’m sure happens from time to time. Except not only was he late by an hour and a half, but he showed up visibly drunk, open beer in hand, and a plastic bag containing four more cans!

Who does that? Who shows up to a fucking courthouse drunk and carrying more beers on them? And the charge he was facing was felony DWI? Really?!

People’s stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

Judge Frank LaBuda, thankfully, put this fool away with no bail.

It’s ok though, his beer of choice is Busch. Reason enough to send him away.

About Will King

I've spent my whole life in Upstate New York and I wouldn't want to spend my life anywhere else. My son is perfect, even when he's not and my wife makes me want to slam my head against a brick wall all while keeping me sane. If you can figure all that out, let me in on it.
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