Have you ever had to much to drink and couldn’t…perform? or have you ever just wanted a raging hard on for 3-4 hours while drinking, you know, just for the hell of it?

Well the beer makers BrewDog have created the beer of your dreams!


Royal Virility Performance

*Note – this beer will be shipped on the 28th of April*

We only have 1,000 bottles available.

A limited-edition beer containing herbal viagra to mark the forthcoming royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on April 29th. Brewed using various well known aphrodisiacs, the limited edition artisanal beer will only be available to buy from the website.

According to the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains herbal viagra, chocolate, Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and has been brewed at BrewDog’s brewery in Fraserburgh.

With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers
and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day.

As I have noted previously on this blog, I could give a crap about the “Royal” Wedding, but I wish to now amend that thought a little. I still don’t care about the wedding per se, but I can no longer say I hate everything about it. I can’t help but love a beer that says, “Arise Price Willy” on the label.

This is a pure, “damn the man!” beer company. If they were here instead of Scotland I would certainly test a few of their products such as Trashy Blonde, 32% Tactical Nuclear Penguin, or the 41% Sink The Bismarck!


About Will King

I've spent my whole life in Upstate New York and I wouldn't want to spend my life anywhere else. My son is perfect, even when he's not and my wife makes me want to slam my head against a brick wall all while keeping me sane. If you can figure all that out, let me in on it.
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