Monthly Archives: March 2011

Jersey Shore cast members nearly killed in Patterson, NJ

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Will King

A women driving on Wayne Ave in Patterson, NJ nearly destroyed any further hopes of anymore-future seasons of the great MTV show Jersey Shore. The woman nearly hit the five cast members as they drunkenly meandered across the road. She had said … Continue reading →

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I could never imagine…

Posted on March 29, 2011 by Will King

Surfing this never ending thing they call the Internets I came across a truly heartwrenching story. Nathan and Elisa Bond lived a basically normal life in Bay Ridge with their 18-month-old daughter Sadie. Two first time parents going through the motions of all … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Care…(Royal Wedding Edition)

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Will King

Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton are engaged to be married on April 29, 2011. And to that I say…who.fucking.cares? This illusion that people (generally women) have of royalty, particularly this British royalty, is strange. I suppose it’s no … Continue reading →

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Where are my…

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Will King

…keys? …shoes? …anything that is mine?! I hear this line on a near daily basis from my wife. I don’t know, it’s not mine!! My favorite is when she can’t find her keys. Hilarity usually ensues when she loses them, which … Continue reading →

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Remembered Joy

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Will King

***I most certainly did not write this. It’s far beyond anything I could possibly come up with!*** This is however a great old Irish funeral poem that I mentioned on The Schenectady Blog on Timesunion.com. It’s one of the best … Continue reading →

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Stay classy Swan Lake

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Will King

Keith Gruber is his name, drinking is his game. Gruber, 49, of Swan Lake, was scheduled for a 10:30am pretrial hearing for felony DWI. He was a little late, which I’m sure happens from time to time. Except not only was he late by … Continue reading →

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Don’t F*&# with my Taco Bell!

Posted on March 21, 2011 by Will King

  According to police a San Antonio man fired upon workers at a Taco Bell when he was told his 99-cent burritos had gone up to $1.49. The man (name not released by police), heard his order price and became so enraged that he … Continue reading →

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POOP

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Will King

It’s been said that I have a potty mouth and that would be a true statement. Very, very fucking true statement. Poop may not be all that bad of a word, but damn it can be funny sometimes. For example, when … Continue reading →

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Wally the Watchgator

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Will King

I saw the headline and it immediately made me chuckle. A 29-year-old California man named, John Nathan Donna, had his property in Hemet, Ca. raided by the Dept of Justice and local authorities. They found what they were looking for (his marijuana growing … Continue reading →

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There’s No Difference, You’re Just Crazy (old)!

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Will King

Every year I hear older people say the same things about the weather. Literally every single year they say the same thing. For example, during the summer, “You know…didn’t it used to be hotter during the summer when we were younger?” or … Continue reading →

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